Hilarious Tweets About Traveling With Kids

You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll definitely relate to these tweets about traveling with kids.

Taking a family trip can be a joyful, bonding experience like no other. But more often, it’s kind of like going through the nine circles of hell.

From incessant “are we there yet?” pestering on long road trips, to endless screaming on planes, to hearing “I’m bored!” whined at you every three seconds, vacationing with the family can leave you feeling like you need, well, a vacation.

We scoured Twitter to find the funniest tweets about traveling with kids. Parents: You will most definitely relate.

Only Scarier

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Not even heist movie characters are as good as 4-year-olds at escaping.

Best Advice Ever

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Will this cause psychological trauma? Probably, but at least you’ll get to rest on the plane.

There Are Some Things Money Can’t Buy

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And by “priceless,” we really mean the price you pay for wanting to continue the species.

The Screaming 1-Year-Old Is Definitely Worse

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Not that we’d want Hepatitis but … we would probably choose it over a road trip with a crying toddler.

Turns Out He Wasn’t Sure

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Why does every single kid do this? It’s like they conspire together.

Unfair

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Flight attendants can be so unhelpful sometimes.

Beach Vacations Truly Are the Best

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If you feel the water suddenly getting warm, you know what it is.

Yes, EVERYTHING

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And probably a dozen more things you hadn’t even thought to disagree with.

Always Use Protection

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Everyone should be grateful for the free family planning lesson.

The Horror

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We swear we can look like decent human beings … or at least we could before family vacations became a thing.

Wise Words

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Hey, at least your kids will be happy. Right? Right?!

The One True Definition

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Is this the reason why Americans don’t use their vacation days?

This Definition Is Good, Too

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And the worst part is that you know they know it’s an empty threat.

Finally: A Stress-Free Way to Travel With Kids!

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This guy is either genius or evil. Or an evil genius.

So Naive

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What a sweet and impossible dream.

The Parent’s Version of a Farmer’s Tan

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Hey, at least it’s a sign that you’ve left the house!

Kid-Free Travel > Mani-Pedi and Massage

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Seven hours of not having to keep someone (or multiple people) alive? Now that’s the vacation we need.

Kids Sleeping > Literally Anything Else

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Everyone knows trips with kids are not really a vacation.

You’re Not Really Selling It…

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Wow, Simon, you didn’t have to get this real on us.

#WorthIt

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Sorry, Jimmy, when we said beach day, we meant beach day.

Obviously

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And the screaming begins approximately 1.2 seconds later.

Wouldn’t That Make It Even Funnier?

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As long as it doesn’t get on us, we’ll laugh about this.

Final Grade: C+

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They can’t expect us to lose five years of sleep and function enough to remember any date.

What Else Do You Need?

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This girl is going places. Not on vacation, but definitely somewhere.

The Ultimate Travel Bucket List

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Hey, at least you won’t have to spend thousands of dollars on fancy vacations.

#TeamThisKid

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What kind of monster doesn’t save Skittles for the kid in front?

Should’ve Bought a New Couch Instead

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This is why we don’t believe in family vacations until they’re paying for things out of their own pockets.

So, You Hear Lots of This on Vacation

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Yes, you lose your name as soon as you become a parent. Or as children like to think of you, an entertainer.

Ah, Kid Humor

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This is why kids should come with a mute button.

Bad Moms, Bad Moms, What You Gonna Do

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We would honestly just turn around and go home.

Should’ve Added ‘Don’t Bring Kids’ to the Packing List…

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It’s like your brain purposefully forgets, so you can do it again next year.

Thank You, Liquor Industry

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Everyone knows a swimsuit can’t get wet before you go in the pool.

Vacationing-With-Kids Recovery Groups Should Really Be a Thing

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And jobs should give you vacation recovery days as a benefit.

Parenting: The Ultimate Sacrifice

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To be fair, they’ll go through a month’s worth of food in five hours.

Incorrectly Cut Pizza Is a Travesty, Let’s Be Real

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OK, but what kind of adult doesn’t know how to correctly cut pizza?

Who Needs Laying Out in the Sun With a Corona When There’s This?

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We love their sense of childlike wonder, but you can be impressed by the same thing only so many times.

Actually, the Apocalypse Requires Less Packing

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On the bright side: Once the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be ready to pack in no time.

**Friendly Reminder to Always Use Very Specific Directions With Kids**

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This one is 100 percent on the parent.

Oh, It Counts For Sure

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Bath water, pool water. Potato, potato.

80 Percent Feels Low…

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They always want the single most expensive thing in there.

The Most Correct Autocorrect Ever

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You’d think after everything that’s happened, people would care more about clean bathrooms where washing your hands is possible.

Traveling Alone With a Kid Is So Much … OK YEAH IT ISN’T FUN AT ALL

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To be fair, stuffed animals rule.

Guinness Book of World Records, Where You At?

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The current record is at about 1 million times in a single hour.

The Latest Style Craze

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But it teaches them independence.

Oh God, It’s Happening

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Your mind and body are definitely not ready for it.

Definitely the Best Age to Travel with Kids

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Plus, you won’t have to pay for them anymore.

Tantrums Are a Universal Language

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But at least your pictures of your kid crying are more interesting.

Ahhhh, Take It All In

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Not to forget the collective sweat of hundreds of people.

How Time Works When You Parent

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And let’s not even mention the unpacking.

Better to Die of Dehydration Than Wake a Sleeping Baby

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Sorry, this is probably how you go.

Exotic Places Are Way More Interesting When You Experience Them While Half-Asleep

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You probably won’t remember them at all, but at least you’ll get pictures.

Babysitting for $0/Hour

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Parents are the most committed babysitters in the world.

The Lady on the Right Looks More Too Put Together Still

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She managed to get her hair in a bun and use matching tops and bottoms. That is way more than we’ve ever managed.

For Shame, Sir, for Shame!

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Wow, how dare you have needs of your own, dad?

The More Prized the Possession, the More It Feels Like a Family Vacay

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Lock all the windows as soon as you get in the car.

Really, Who Needs It?

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It’s cheaper and less stressful.

To Be Fair, It Had No Line

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Next time, take your kid to the airport, and tell them it’s Disney World.

Keep It Simple

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Save the actually cool vacations for when they’re adults.

That Pretty Much Sums It Up

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Legend has it that she’s still trying to come up with a single thing.

Seriously, This Is All You Need to Know About Traveling With Kids

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Trust these words of wisdom.