Hilarious Spirit Airlines Tweets That Are True

Spirit lands somewhere between awful and atrocious.

Hilarious Spirit Airlines Tweets That Are True

Flying with Spirit Airlines is like paying to see the toxic ex you always swear you're going to block but keep coming back to. The cheap fares woo you back even when you know you deserve so much better.

Thankfully, Twitter exists specifically to help us laugh at our own pain. Users are as vicious as they are hilarious when it comes to roasting Spirit, with the heat turning up after the Spirit-Frontier merger was announced.

Ready for some laughter therapy? These are the most hilarious tweets about Spirit Airlines.

Spirit Airlines: Creating Jobs for Therapists Since 1983

I just wanna go on the record. That not even the Son, the Father, nor that Holy Ghost would ever make me fly Spirit Airlines again. I rode on it one time, 12 years ago, out of desperation and I'm pretty sure it is half the reason I go to therapy now.
— Luvvie is the #ProfessionalTroublemaker (@Luvvie) February 8, 2022

But What's an Arm When You Get to Go to Vegas for $50?

I'd like to thank Spirit airlines for the "quick and easy" options to change my flight all I had to do was chop off my right arm or sacrifice my first born!
— Standefer (@HannahStandee) January 29, 2022

The Spirit-Frontier Merger Caught on Camera

Live look at Frontier and Spirit Airlines, joining forces. pic.twitter.com/4rGXfsM0Pq
— JerriLynn (@Jerri_Lynn25) February 7, 2022

They're the Fast Food Chains of the Sky

Frontier and Spirit Airlines merging pic.twitter.com/fTZU1PHjoB
— Wob (@WobBurner) February 7, 2022

Spirit Is Definitely Lloyd and Frontier Is Harry

Frontier and Spirit Airlines merging pic.twitter.com/k0MLtwjlPD
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 7, 2022

At Least This Name Would Be More Honest

BREAKING NEWS: Spirit and Frontier airlines to merge, rebrand as Peasant Air
— Simple Jack Capital (@SimpleJackCap) February 7, 2022

Oh, We Definitely Do

Frontier and Spirit Airlines join forces to become…#FrontierandSpirit #FEARIT pic.twitter.com/XBf0RdN79W
— Jamison Eklund (@HotMoozik) February 8, 2022

Even 'The Onion' Had to Get In on the Roasting

Frontier, Spirit Airlines Merge To Create 5th-Largest Airline In U.S. https://t.co/hJgdefmLkC #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/e71qbKwG4C
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 8, 2022

Correction: Take the 'IOS App' Out of the Sentence

Spirit Airlines iOS app is hot garbage pic.twitter.com/3qz1wsfsW5
— nick (@n1ckpsu82) February 10, 2022

So This Is Why Spirit and Frontier Are the Way They Are

Spirit and Frontier Airlines CEOs discuss a merger like pic.twitter.com/DIZ8l9AXZA
— Exec Sum (@exec_sum) February 8, 2022

Less Competition = Even Worse Service

Frontier and Spirit Airlines customer service reps now that they have joined forces pic.twitter.com/Y0CGU2Ljkp
— Kevin Tolliver (@KevinTolliver1) February 7, 2022

Monetizing Breathing Is Spirit's Last Frontier

Chile.... They about to be charging for taking a breath.... Absolutely Not! #spiritfrontier #spiritairlines #frontierairlines #absolutelynot #damncanIgetafreedrink https://t.co/hj168MVX23
— KeyanaW (@KLashane) February 9, 2022

On Spirit, Even Ordering Water Is a Risk

One time I asked @SpiritAirlines for some water and the flight attendant just spit in my mouth https://t.co/Z9mJpmNdSy
— Matt Barton (@MattBartonDC) February 10, 2022

But at Least Their AI Bot Is Providing Us With Laughs

Spirit‘s AI bot demonstrating the unparalleled customer service offered by the airline pic.twitter.com/XUz1gz9Gbf
— Matt Barton (@MattBartonDC) February 10, 2022

Good, You Need the Extra Protection

I pray a little harder on days I fly spirit airlines.
— Ovi Kabir (@TheOviKabir) January 31, 2022

We All Have Spirit Plane Days. Don't Worry, They Always Pass

I'm feelin fly, but maybe not like a G6, maybe just like one of those Spirit Airlines planes
— Jackie Nichols (@JNics415) February 4, 2022

Pro Tip: To Get Through a Flight On Spirit, Do as Many Fireballs As Possible Beforehand

After a 2-year COVID hiatus, Southwest announced it will resume in-flight alcohol sales. Not to be outdone, Spirit Airlines is bringing back Fireball shots for the flight crew. pic.twitter.com/3FOa0K70K6
— Jarrett Bellini (@JarrettBellini) February 4, 2022

This Was Our First Thought When We Heard About the Merger Too

Shhh, Stop Giving Them Ideas!

Merger between Frontier & Spirit Airlines is so exciting! The thought of these two low-budget carriers teaming up has me wondering about the new NO-FRILLS perks:

Seat Belt Rentals
Pay Toilets
Extra fee for Pilot Who Graduated Flight School#spiritairlines #FrontierandSpirit pic.twitter.com/dEvtkwUC5w
— Mamaleh Trump (@MamalehTrumpOG) February 7, 2022

This Merger Is Full of Chaotic Energy

Frontier and Spirit coming together to make the ultimate city bus airlines pic.twitter.com/bZd8YXyT3O
— Greg (@GHALL21) February 10, 2022

The Bright Side to the Spirit-Frontier Merger

@SpiritAirlines and @FlyFrontier excited for the merger ... will only have to click one "Hide" button on Kayak going forward. pic.twitter.com/PnkAgZ6Lrr
— Dan Kraut (@dankraut) February 7, 2022

Ahhh So That's Where Their Money Comes From

Wait, That Wasn't Taken on a Spirit Flight? Could've Fooled Us

Telling the grandkids this was Spirit Airlines pic.twitter.com/4UvNMwEujK
— Erik X The Rec Podcast (@TheRec__) February 7, 2022

Best Course of Action: Avoid Them at All Costs

This Frontier & Spirit Airlines merger is like two of your worst exes deciding to date each other. Bless their hearts.
— Suzanna Krivulskaya (@suzzzanna) February 7, 2022

At Least They Look Kind of Happy ... Or Maybe They Took Our Fireball Pregaming Advice

A preview of the new airlines after the #Frontier and #Spirit merger takes effect. pic.twitter.com/9ufJbeablc
— Jeffs Comics (@jeffs_comics) February 7, 2022

This Makes Our Stomach Churn Like It Does When We're About to Board a Flight on Spirit

Frontier and Spirit Airlines merger looking like: pic.twitter.com/qIaLZi3Fh3
— Josh (@JoshuaDairen) February 8, 2022

And We All Know How Well 'Predator' Ended ...

Good luck on Frontier-Spirit airlines… pic.twitter.com/MfcQk8Zi88
— The G Quad Podcast (@thegquad) February 7, 2022

Hey, It's Already Lasted Longer Than Most Spirit Airplanes Will

I’d like to propose my childhood @FisherPrice airplane livery as an option for the post @FlyFrontier and @SpiritAirlines merger consideration. pic.twitter.com/3WvRlPYrxe
— Stephanie (@airport_girl) February 7, 2022

It Was a Brave Albeit Unwise Choice

spirit was the only airline brave enough, while every other airline stopped serving, to upgrade their in flight service to include "guaranteed fist fight in a can" pic.twitter.com/IUM27f5oEa
— Will Manidis (@WillManidis) February 7, 2022

Here Lies the Source of Our Toxic Relationship With Spirit

- i hate spirit airlines . but this $105 roundtrip to/from miami sound nice
— indyonce (@__misssindiaaa) February 1, 2022

The Ultimate Test of True Love

Mahogany messed up for that.. that man FLEW Spirit airlines for you!! FLEW SPIRIT AIRLINES!!! #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
— Payola (@Pay_Olaa) January 31, 2022

And This Is How Carmen Made It to the Guinness Book of World Records

guys everyone celebrate… carmen made it out alive of two (2) spirit airlines flights within 24 hours.
— julia (@sunsetsfaded) February 10, 2022

Frontier Really Should've Known Better

Frontier-Spirit Merger Cancelled After Airlines Try To Charge Each Other Millions In Hidden Fees
https://t.co/vxVPhP9wcW
— Matt Fauveau (@MattFauveau) February 10, 2022

And They'd Still Charge You for Water

this what spirit airlines first class looks like https://t.co/PZeZbxM6wx
— kira (@kirawontmiss) February 3, 2022

Spirit Pioneered the 'Hunger Games' in the Sky

If a Spirit Airlines flight gets diverted because of an unruly passenger, it's fair to ask, who started it. I once had to arm wrestle my way through the row, to get the sole bag of pretzels. That old lady didn't know what hit her. (It was me, I was tired of arm wrestling)
— Mike's Digital Soul (@MyDigitalSoul) February 10, 2022

Fire That Booking Agent Immediately

When the booking engine wants to put you on Spirit Airlines... pic.twitter.com/ksWpRqaEZh
— lisa dawn (@itslisae) February 10, 2022

Ten Dollars Seems Steep. We'll Have to Verify This News.

Frontier purchased Spirit airlines for $10 and a stick of gum. We shall see how this will turn out.
— Faye Bishop (@MsFayeBishop) February 10, 2022

It's Probably the Safer Choice

I’d rather walk than take Spirit Airlines.
— Nathan (@NathanMowery) February 10, 2022

We Used to Love Travel Before Spirit Came Into Our Lives

Listen, We All Do Things We're Not Proud of, OK?

If she doesn’t post the flight but posts the destination, just know she’s flying with @SpiritAirlines
— Joshua Avila (@Joshuavila_) February 10, 2022

We Finally Know Where Spirit Got Its Name

A Moment of Silence for Another Fallen Flyer

Spirit airlines is making me a flight offer I can’t refuse again. pic.twitter.com/N5G0nZj5eF
— Remy LeBeau (@QKillem) February 9, 2022

We Will. But Just in Case, Make Peace With Your Loved Ones, Nick

Flying spirit airlines home for the first time from Las Vegas to Boston in about a month. Pray for me everyone
— Nick (@Disnick2533) February 9, 2022

Yup, Seems About Right

I heard that if you got a CDL you qualify to be a pilot for #SpiritAirlines
— Thee Black Foxx (@Lashaan_McFye) February 9, 2022

This Is the Gist of It

#never fly spirit airlines
— Tim Stanley (@Timbirch9) February 10, 2022