You know Florida man even if you don’t know Florida man. He’s an entity that compiles the numerous people that make headlines that usually go something like, “Florida Man Does [a Completely Ridiculous and Dangerous Thing].”
Whether he’s dancing with alligators, pulling off scams that involve parrots playing tunes or walking naked along the highway, one thing is certain: Florida man never fails to shock and entertain us.
These hilarious memes about Florida man and the state he calls home perfectly explain the weird side of this southern destination. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry, so we’ll probably do both while we question the fate of humanity.
Well, That Didn’t Go as Planned
Sometimes, the universe just wants a good laugh.
Disney vs. Florida Man
We’re not going to lie; we’re rooting for Florida man in this scenario.
This Is Worthy of an Award
You call it nonsense; we call it “being misunderstood.”
We Wish We Could Say This Wasn’t Real
Unfortunately, we’ve personally seen houses in Florida like this.
Hawkins Has Nothing on Florida
We’ve got plenty of deranged people with superpowers and monsters trying to kill us, too.
We Weren’t Kidding About the Superpowers
If the Avengers want to talk, they know where to find us.
Let Your Freak Flag Fly, Florida!
Blander states just want to dim our glow!
We Have No Respect for Nature
Some people just want to watch the world burn. Or flood, rather.
Women Can Get in on the Fun, Too
We apologize to the writers of “Snakes on a Plane.”
It turns out the plot wasn’t “a bunch of nonsense.”
Except Only Tourists Would Fall for This
Scratch that. Too many Florida people are willing to wrestle alligators.
Yep, Sounds Just About Right
He should’ve at least pulled a Robin Hood and donated them.
This Is Why Everyone Is Jealous of Florida
Other states could never!
We Need the Whole Story
First of all, what did he do that he thought they were after him?
Yes, This Really Does Happen
And, no, we probably don’t panic as much as we should.
The Perks of Having a Reputation
Even if it’s not the, erm, cleanest one.
Legal Shmegal
That’s our real state motto.
Actual Footage of What Happens When We Even Think of Going Outside
This is why so many Floridians have a Vitamin D deficiency (true story).
Taking Self-Care a Bit Too Far
Apart from the break-in, this sounds like an ideal night.
Accurate
Don’t come to South Florida unless you have the reflexes of a Nascar driver.
Summarizing Florida Summers With One Picture
And they’re immune to mosquito repellent by now.
Nope
This is a mandatory reminder that alligators are actual dinosaurs and should never be fed.
Florida Is Riddled With Karens
Experts say they’re more dangerous than gators.
At Least His Heart Was in the Right Place
We can’t imagine how horrified he must’ve been.
Shocking, Maybe, But Not Unreal
In fact, no one in Florida would be that surprised.
Lacks the Brains but Has the Heart
We’re not saying this is right. But we understand his motivations.
We Might Be the Center of the Universe
A chaotic universe, yes, but we’re still at the center.