We Dare You Not to Laugh at These Fast-Food Chains Memes
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Fast food is like a toxic ex that you just can't quit. You know it's terrible for you. You know you deserve better. You even know, deep inside, that it isn't even good. Yet you keep coming back.
Celebrate the never-ending cycle of fast-food chains with these hilarious memes. They will have you laughing until your stomach hurts — if you like fast food, that's probably a familiar pain.
If Science Says So...
Any season is cuffing season when you love fast food.
Or Maybe It's a Sign
Don't ignore the universe when it tells you to enjoy the small things in life.
It Probably Takes Five Years Off Your Life Expectancy
But it's just so addictive.
It's All a Matter of Perspective
Burgers are definitely less than the sum of their parts. But we're not here to do math, so let's just concentrate on the fact that we're getting some veggies in our diet.
Your Brain Forgets the Post Fast-Food Stomach Ache
Your brain wants all those trans fats so much that it makes you forget about how your stomach hurt for three days the last time you ate a Big Mac.
Wisdom for the Ages
Yes, we want bigger burgers, but the towers are impossible to eat. Wider burgers would be the solution to all our problems.
Though wouldn't that just make them short sandwiches?
Fresh Is Not a Word in the McDonald's Vocabulary
If you ever see a fresh veggie at a McDonald's, please call a news station because that would be a first.
We've Been Wrong This Whole Time
It turns out Colonel Sanders had a head almost as big as his dreams.
We've All Been Timothy
And this is why we only order vegetarian stuff at Taco Bell, even though we eat meat. You're welcome for the pro tip.
Subway Sits on a Throne of Lies
Then again, who's naive enough to think a fast-food chain would have all-natural tuna?
Something Shifts in the Time-Space Continuum
The next time someone says they like McDonald's fries, ask them whether they've had them outside the car. If they say yes, it's just an incurable case of bad taste.
A Hero of the Modern World
Release him and give him a prize.
Is It Worth It? Probably Not
And yet we keep coming back for more.
Ah, the Good Ol' Times
Our stomach doesn't miss this, but we've been searching for the self-destructive rush of serotonin for years.
Be Free, Jack
The 2020s are all about smashing expectations, breaking free of the box and living your best life as your authentic self.
Time to Call the National Guard
No, seriously. Who's going to protect them from rabid customers?
Well, This Explains a Lot
No wonder we've regretted every single time we've had back-to-back fast-food chain meals. Ten out of ten eaters would not recommend it. Twenty out of ten will probably do it again.
Proof That the Universe Loves You
Listen, life is tough. We'll take a win whenever we get one.
The Math Isn't Mathing
Subway's $5 foot-long sandwich is the equivalent of Spirit Airlines' "low fares" that end up costing triple because of hidden fees.
We Hope They Made It
But the chances are very low.