Don’t Board Another Cruise Without Knowing These Secrets
When you book a cruise, all you can think of is endless fun with ocean views and delicious buffets. That’s the dream, right? But here’s the thing most people don’t tell you: cruises are amazing—but only if you know how to cruise smart. Behind the glossy brochures are a ton of little details that can make or break your trip.
We’re here to save the day (and your next cruise trip). Some of these tips will save you cash. Others will save you time or stress. A few might just make you feel like the smartest person on the ship. Let’s get into it.
Don’t Judge a Cabin by Its Price Tag
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Here’s the trick: some of the cheapest inside cabins are literally next door to premium suites. You won’t get the view, but you’ll get the location. Mid-ship and higher decks is where you want to be. Also, it guarantees less motion and faster access to pools.
Think Cruise Wi-Fi Is Like Home? Nope.
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Streaming Netflix shows or uploading beach selfies might have to wait. Cruise Wi-Fi runs on satellite, and it’s slow even if you pay for the best plan. Download everything before you board. Even Google Maps. Most ships let you message for free, but that’s about it.
You Can Bring Drinks—Just Know the Rules
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Don’t waste money buying overpriced water on board. Most cruise lines let you bring a small stash. Bottled water’s usually okay too. Just don’t try sneaking liquor. They will find it, and it will vanish.
Talk to the Crew for Better Excursions
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Here’s a little-known hack: crew members visit every port over and over. They know which tours are worth it and which ones are tourist traps. Skip the cruise-sold excursions and ask a bartender or server where they go. You’ll often pay less and get way more out of it.
Everyone Heads to the Buffet—Skip It
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Yes, it’s fast and endless. But the buffet isn’t always the best food on board. The main dining room offers better meals, and it’s already included. Breakfast there means hot pastries and custom eggs without massive queues.
Gratuities Aren’t a Choice
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This one surprises a lot of first-timers. Cruise lines add daily tips to your bill—usually around $16 to $20 per person per day. It covers your room steward, dining staff, and more. Some ships let you adjust it. Others don’t. Check before you cruise to avoid bill shock.
Don’t Assume Your Cabin Has Enough Outlets
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Cruise cabins weren’t built with your phone, smartwatch, tablet, and curling iron in mind. Outlets are limited—sometimes just one. Pack a non-surge power strip (surge protectors get confiscated). Better yet, look for “cruise-approved” ones online. It’ll save you from rotating chargers all vacation long.
Drink Packages Sound Fun—Until You Do the Math
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That “unlimited” drink deal can cost $60+ per person per day. And most ships allow adults in a cabin to buy it. Unless you’re sipping cocktails, soda, coffee, and juice nonstop, it’s probably not worth it. Track your usual habits and compare before you buy.
Room Service Isn’t What It Used to Be
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Cruises used to brag about 24/7 free room service. But that’s not the case anymore. Many lines now charge a delivery fee or price items individually. Norwegian charges per order and Royal Caribbean charges per item. If you want snacks at midnight, check the menu and fees before you tap that call button.
Day One Is the Prime Time to Explore
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When everyone else sprints to the buffet or lines up at the pool, sneak off and scout the ship. You’ll beat the crowds at the spa, specialty restaurants, and activity sign-up desks. Some lines even offer discounts on massages or upgraded dining—if you’re early enough to grab them.
Skip the Port and Enjoy the Ship to Yourself
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Staying onboard while everyone explores the port can feel like a private yacht experience. The pools are empty, and loungers are wide open. Oh, and the hot tubs are completely yours, too. If you’ve already been to a port—or just need a break—it’s the perfect day to unwind without the crowds.
Formal Night Isn’t as Intense as It Sounds
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You don’t need a tux or evening gown unless you want to go full glam. Most cruise lines now treat formal nights as “smart casual.” Wear clothes like polo shirts, nice dresses, and no flip-flops. Check your line’s dress code, but don’t overpack a wardrobe you’ll never wear.
Some of the Best Views Are Off the Map
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Every ship has at least one secret deck, usually hidden near the front or tucked behind a door with no label. These quiet spots are perfect for sunrise, stargazing, or a peaceful escape. Ask a crew member or dig through cruise forums to find the good ones.
Laundry Will Eat Your Budget if You’re Not Ready
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Sending out a bag of laundry can cost more than dinner. Some ships have self-service laundromats, but they’re limited and busy. If you want to pack light without paying extra, consider bringing a travel-sized detergent packet and a foldable drying line. Rinse clothes in your sink and hang them to dry.
Book Early—or Last Minute—for the Best Prices
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Cruise pricing works like airline pricing. Book 6 to 12 months ahead for the best cabin choices and early-bird rates. But if you’re flexible, wait until a month out—prices drop fast to fill empty rooms. Just be ready to pack and go with little notice.